more seinfeld, of course

i think this may be some of the best dialogue in the 9 seasons of seinfeld.

George: Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and yada yada yada I'm really tired today.

Jerry: What do you think she was tired from?

George: Well obviously the yada yada. You don't think she'd yada yada sex.

Elaine: I've yada yadad sex.

George: Really?

Elaine: Yep. I met this lawyer. We went out to dinner. I had the lobster bisque. We went back to my place. Yada yada yada. I never heard from him again.

Jerry: But you yada yadad over the best part.

Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

graphjam.com

"the last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality"

George: Wait a minute. I think I understand this. J. Peterman is real. His biography is not. Now you, Kramer, are real.

Kramer: Talk to me.

George: But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes you to places that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not really happen to the real Peterman, which is you.

Kramer: Understand?

Jerry: Ya. It's $37.50 for a three musketeers.

the new pool in becca's yard. one of two pools on beacon street?

tree 4

i figured this tree was the most appropriate for brookline.

so summer has been good so far. upper crust, gin & tonics, weed, brookline.

the weeds season 4 premier was enjoyable, as was stephanie's win on top chef.

not much else to be writing about. just a couple weeks til july 4 and then only a week after that nyc. word.

buhbye.

jerryelainekramergeorge

these pretzels are making me thirsty!