Life progresses through a series of questions. "Can I have some juice?" becomes "Why is the sky blue?" becomes "Why doesn't she like me?" becomes "How am I gonna pay the rent?" becomes "Will you marry me?" becomes "Weren't you on birth control?" becomes "Did you notice all these gray hairs?" becomes "Where are my teeth?" And then, once again, "Can I have some juice?" We are taught from an early age to question everything. But I've spent far less time pondering life's great existential crises than I have obsessing over life's inconsequential annoyances.

-Aaron Karo