You didn't go out much in Vegas?

I did rent one of those Rascals - those things that old people or obese people use to get around. They're big in Vegas because we're all just fat and lazy. I wore nothing but a robe and sunglasses and went around the entire town. But most nights, I found myself back in my hotel watching a Lifetime movie. That's more my scene.

-Zach Galifianakis