Larry [David] is known for irritating people. What bothers you about him?
Jerry Seinfeld: Watching him order in a restaurant. A little too much thought goes into it. Speed it up, get it out. Just get the fish! You know you're going to get the fish!
What current annoyance of yours would you turn into a Seinfeld episode?
JS: Oh my goodness. It's an open fire hydrant of annoyance. Right now I've really had it with the Corona ads. Lying on the beach, throwing the cell phones in the water, and the idiot girl lying next to him, bubbling up with skin cancer. I'm tired of it. You know, the fantasy that the beach is this great destination that we all want to get to with a beer. It's like, fifteen minutes ... "What am I doing here? Let's get out of here." It's time for a new ad for the Corona people. It's time for a new idea. But they won't. They're going to stick with that beach thing forever.
What about living in New York annoys you these days?
JS: People not being happy with my phone because it's not as cool as their phone, or they have some feature that I don't have and they're always showing me, "Oh, my phone can do this" and "my phone can do that."
Your friends are not happy with your phone?
JS: I just have a Razr, an old Motorola Razr. I don't have a BlackBerry or an iPhone. My friends are very cranky about it: "What are you still using that for?" I see you've got a pad and a pen, by the way. How lame is that? [Laughs] With a spiral at the top!
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