cake. forgot how awesome this song is.

i want a girl
with a mind like a diamond
i want a girl
who knows what's best
i want a girl
with shoes that cut
and eyes that burn
like cigarettes
i want a girl
with the right allocations
who is fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack
she's playing with her jewelry
she's putting up her hair
she's touring the facility
and picking up slack
i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
i want a girl
who gets up early
i want a girl
who stays up late
i want a girl
with uninterrupted prosperity
who uses a machete
to cut through red tape
with fingernails
that shine like justice
and a voice that is dark
like tinted glass
she is fast, thorough
and sharp as a tack
she is touring the facility
and picking up slack
i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
i want a girl
with a smooth liquidation
i want a girl with good dividends
at city bank
we will meet accidentally
we'll start to talk
when she borrows my pen
she wants a car
with a cup holder arm rest
she wants a car
that will get her there
she's changing her name
from kitty to karen
she's trading her mg
for a white chrysler lebaron
i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket