"David Cross is a two-time award winner as well as a three-time award winner. He was part of Mr. Show and Arrested Development. He has done - and still does - stand-up comedy. He is a Jew/atheist originally from Atlanta. He speaks four languages and three dialects. He writes, loves, and eats in the NYC area. He is a Red Sox fan. In fact, he has a dog named Ollie Red Sox. He is a true patriot and a great American. He is currently fucking Amber Tamblyn."

-The "about the author" section of David Cross's new book, I Drink for a Reason. Also featured in this section...a picture of Amber Tamblyn's father.

Clearly a must-read.